Thursday, April 11, 2019

You Are an Idiot


You Are an Idiot

As a result of an overindulgence in technology and social media, idiocy has become an institution. At least one such company has thousands of their employees listening to your private, in-home conversations, were you dumb enough to pay said company for the privilege of having a listening device in your home (No idiot could have seen this coming). This company not only listens, but records.

They have a very convincing argument for what they are doing, if you are an idiot. And you are. Since you are, I won’t waste my time or yours restating their propaganda.

If you are so busy you need such a device, you are an idiot. If you are so lazy, you need such a device, you are an idiot. If you think the gratuitous use of technology is cool, you are an idiot. If you think you have nothing to lose, you are an idiot. There is a theme here. You are an idiot.

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